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Friday, January 18, 2008

Office lingo

Friday entertainment that I got in the mail. Does any of them apply at your work place?


* TESTICULATING.

Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. (This must have been coined when someone saw my ex boss, Coco, bullshitting.)

* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

* SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

* ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

* SALMON DAY.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

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